Y Gatorz are Considering Moving Back to a Gator Farm Instead of MapReducing the World

NSFW (audio) “…pipe your data to /dev/null – it will be very fast.” “Does /dev/null support sharding?”

NSFW (audio) “…the only thing constructive we could have used their source files for was as random keys for SSL certs.”

NSFW (audio) “PHP reeks of the 90′s and Ruby is what all the cool kids are using.”